Chris Brown Naked Woman

Chris Brown Finds Naked Woman In His Bed

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In today’s “doing too much” news…

Chris Brown found himself in an awkward position Wednesday when he came home from Vegas to find a naked woman in his bed (not Karrueche). The “Ayo” singer did what anyone would do — no, not jump in the sheets with her — call the cops! The woman had spray painted “I LOVE YOU” on the kitchen counter and Mrs. Brown on his Rolls Royce.

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Apparently the 21-year-old woman had been there for a while because there were dishes and discarded food in the kitchen. Homegirl probably could have had a chance had she not messed with his car. She was booked for felony burglary and vandalism.

Breezy was like:

UP NEXT: Shaq Falls & Shakes The Earth

Shaq Falls & Shakes The Earth

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When you’re as big as Shaquille O’Neal, falling is a life-threatening occurrence… for everyone around you. The NBA great stumbled, tumbled and caused an earthquake when he fell on the set of “Inside The NBA.”

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In good sport, Shaq offered $500 to person who creates the funniest meme out of his fancy foot work.

So naturally, the remixes have begun.

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UP NEXT: Dwyane Wade Takes Metrosexual To New Levels

Dwyane Wade Takes Metrosexual To New Levels

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So this happened…

Not only does Dwyane Wade paint his nails, he does a mean cat eye too. The star NBA baller posted a photo on Instagram, of him painting a woman’s face and Gabrielle Union thinks it’s cute.

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We’re just going to leave this right here.

UP NEXT: Carmelo Anthony Surprises LaLa At Book Signing

Carmelo Anthony Surprises LaLa At Book Signing

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Insert heart emojis.

LaLa Anthony didn’t expect her hubby Carmelo Anthony to attend her book signing in NYC yesterday, but the NY Knicks star showed up and left La beaming from ear to ear.

LaLa is on the press trail promoting her book “The Power Playbook” and dropped knowledge during a recent visit to a popular NY radio station.

Watch her interview below:

Speaking of book signings, anti-fur advocates crashed Kim K’s event.

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Tyson Beckford Gives Sheryl Underwood A Lap Dance

Lawd. Where were they selling these tickets?

With Chocolate City approaching it’s Mayy 22 release, Tyson Beckford gave us an example of what’s in store when we head to theaters.

Tyson made his Chippendales debut last Friday and gave comedienne Sheryl Underwood one of the raunchiest lap dances of all time during his steamy set.

Tyson Beckford. Chippendales. Where do we sign up?!