Stevie J Still Won’t Solve His Love Triangle Issue: ‘I Love Joseline & I Love Mimi. They Ain’t Going Nowhere’

Stevie J and Mimi’s relationship is a hot mess. The two former lovers, current parents and faux enemies confuse me. Stevie claims to be on again off again with Mimi over the last 15 plus years and Mimi claims to be completely done with Stevie, but not over him and how he throws his “artist,” Joseline Hernandez in her face.

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“Do I look like a weak b*ych to you?” Mimi asks me as we’re deep in discussion about how people perceive her when they’re watching her relationship’s complicated triangle play out on Vh1. And to answer her honestly, I’d have to say yes, but to think about it further, I’d say no. It takes a strong woman to allow her reality, no matter how “messy,” to be caught on camera and displayed for us all to watch and criticize.

“It’s not a good feeling at all. It’s ridiculous!” Mimi admits of her relationship with Stevie and his with Joseline.

When I sat down with both Mimi and Stevie, I just wanted to know about the current state of their relationship because to have Joseline tell it, she’s got the sexiest man in the world, i.e. Stevie and she loves Mimi. Now can you see why I’m so confused?!

If not, check out this interview #TeamBeautiful JUST did with Stevie and Joseline and you’ll see their undeniable chemistry and they even express hot much they love one another.

Here’s the thing though–to know Stevie’s side of the story, is to know that all he wants is his cake, a plate, a fork, maybe even some ice cream so that he can eat it too. Check out what Stevie and Mimi had to say about breakups, love and what they’d do on an island together.

*If I was stranded on a desert island I’d bring…

SJ: I have to bring three? It’s the kids, I need all of them, there’s five of them. That’s one thing. And my two ladies–Mimi and Joseline.

Mimi: Water…food, my daughter.

HB: I asked Stevie the same thing and you were on the island.

Mimi: Whatever!

HB: He wanted someone else on the island…

Mimi: His daughter…

HB: And…

Mimi: Girl, no he didn’t! But do you see what I mean with the bullsh*t? I don’t f*ck with him like that. That’s the whole misconception. I’ve never taken him back or none of that! When I was in his house on the first episode, we were not sleeping together!

**How do you express your love…

SJ: Through gifts, through sharing words. I make sure they’re good mentally, physically, spiritually and I give them some good, long d*ck. And a furrah. Cars…you got to watch the show. I’m the gift giver! I’m like Chris Cringle.

Mimi: You know what’s funny? I’m not a touchy-feely, expressive kind of person, but if I love you, I would bend over backwards and do whatever I can for you. I would go to the end of the Earth for you.

HB: Is that how you are in your relationship with Stevie?

Mimi: Yes! I love hard. When I love you, I love you. When you do something that’s wrong to me, it doesn’t stop that love. There’s no off love switch.

HB: Are you in love with Stevie?

Mimi: No, I’m not. I’m not in love with Stevie, but I have love for Stevie. That’s my daughter’s father! I’d be lying to you if I said I didn’t.

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HB: If Stevie said to you tomorrow…

Mimi: No. [laughs]

*** The best way to get over a breakup…

SJ: I’m not breaking up. If I’m with it, I’m with it. They ain’t going nowhere. Period.

Mimi: There’s no remedy. If there is, I haven’t found it. It just hurts. Even tonight. That sh*t bothered me. It f*cking bothered me! I couldn’t even tell you why. It bothers me. I don’t know how to get over him. You tell me how. I don’t know. I’m over him, but I’m not over this sh*t being thrown in my face. There’s a difference. To have people laughing and talking about you, that’s a whole different animal.

**** The one thing that I don’t like about myself…

SJ: I don’t have one.

Mimi: I like everything about myself. [laughs] Let me be real with you. I’m a bit too sensitive. I’m too caring and it f*cks me up at times. When I get to the point with a person…

*****What was your last moment of lust…

Stevie J: Mimi on the stage just now.

Mimi: Oooh, that would have to be my new boyfriend. I met Nikko years ago. I’ve known him for years. We ran into each other at the last VMA’s and we rekindled our relationship. Stevie doesn’t like it, but I don’t care.

HB: Wait, what’s going on here because you told us how much you love Joseline…

SJ: I love Joseline. I love Mimi. I’ve been rocking with Mimi on and off for 15 1/2 joints! Come on.

HB: Do you know what it means to be a one-woman man?

SJ: I just love being happy. I don’t live the typical life and I’m a little different. I’m irregular, I know it. I’m just happy to be me. I just want to make the ladies around me happy. I like to pleassssssse. [in his drawn out, creepy Stevie J way]

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