Darren Wilson Testimony
Darren Wilson’s Bullsh*t Testimony Claims Mike Brown Was A Bullet-Proof Superhero
In the wake of the grand jury’s decision to not bring charges against Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed teenager Michael Brown, Prosecutor McCulloch decided to release thousands of pages of grand jury testimony to the public, among them, Darren Wilson’s. And let us just tell you, it is odd, inconsistent and all around unbelievable, pun intended.
Wilson claims he shot Brown multiple times because he was in fear for his life (we’re getting tired of hearing that one). Wilson’s testimony and just-released photos that show minor scrapes and bruises on Wilson’s face do not support his claims that Brown provoked then attacked him in his vehicle. What they do support is the majority of witnesses’ version of the events — that Wilson grabbed Brown, trying to pull him into his car…a tussle ensued and Wilson shot Brown who then tried to flee.
According to Wilson’s account of the events, he tried to stop Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson while they were walking in the street and said, “hey guys, why don’t you walk on the sidewalk?” They responded that they were almost close to home (Brown’s friend, in an earlier testimony said the same). Wilson then allegedly asked them, “Okay, but what’s wrong with the sidewalk?” to which he claims Johnson responded, “F*** what you have to say.” Because that seems like a totally rational and appropriate response.
Wilson says that Brown fit the description of a suspect who had strong-armed a convenient store earlier and he wanted to apprehend him. “My main goal was to keep eyes on him and just to keep him contained until I had people coming there,” he testified. “I knew I had already called for backup and I knew they were already in the area for the stealing that was originally reported. So I thought if I can buy 30 seconds of time, that was my original goal when I tried to get him to come to the car. If I could buy 30 seconds of time, someone else will be here, we can make the arrest, nothing happens, we are all good. And it didn’t happen that way.”
According to Wilson, who reportedly weighed 210 pounds to Brown’s 289 pounds and stood 6’4″ to Brown’s 6’5″ stature, Brown felt like “Hulk Hogan.” “When I grabbed him, the only way I can describe it is I felt like a five-year-old holding Hulk Hogan,” Wilson said. And this is where we turn off the news.
Wilson claims he drove off then reversed to confront the boys again when Brown suddenly attacked him. Which again, makes no sense. Wilson reached for his gun, allegedly issuing the warning, “Stop I’m going to shoot.” Brown allegedly said, “You’re too much of a f*cking p*ssy to shoot me.” So he shot him. Who are all of these young Black boys daring people to shoot them? (Zimmerman claimed Trayvon told him he was going to “die tonight.”)
“I felt that another of those punches in my face could knock me out or worse… I’ve already taken two to the face and I didn’t think I would, the third one could be fatal if he hit me right,” Wilson said. (The photos of Wilson’s bruises suggest he may have been hit but not pummeled).
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